©Dil Maange More© A letter from HYDERABADI WIFE TO FOREIGN LIVING HUSBAND..!...........you cannot stop laugh after read this letter!!!!!!!!!!


Aji Inu,

 

salamualikum

ummeid kartiun k aap khairiyat honge

mai aur bacche ache hai

amma ki tabiyat b theek hai

bacche barabar school ku jarain

arabbi padhne jarain

aap yaan ki fikar nakko karo har 8din mein phone karte raho

 

kab aarain maloom karo jake 2 saal hogaya, aisa 2-2 saal

baher rahe tu hamara kaisa hota honga? hamare upper kya

guzarti hongi hamaku malum... hamere baare mein b soonchna,

aap logaun ka kya foreign country mein rahte kaisa b chala

lete....

 

Acha koi b aane wale rahe tu bacchaun k waaste kapde

bhejao,mere waaste saadi bhejao, aur main saadi mangai bolke

amma ku maloom hone nakko dio,pahleich ladayaan jhagde

horain .... amma logaun k saamne bol-lete phirrain

"mere bacche ku khajari, khajari bolke"

aan inka baccha 2 saal se mereku kha jara so nai bolrain

 

Maie kitte waqat boli k koi b cheez bhejae tu nishana

daalke bhijao bolke?

isse pahle tum hare baader ki saadi bhejae the amma uthake

tumari badi bhain ku de diye...mera jaan dhass bolke

maarliya ..

 

Mere acche shauhar kate mere waaste ek laal baader ki saadi

bhejao(nishani daalke bhejao mai samajh jatiun mere waaste

bhejae bolke) aur kapde bole tu yaad aaya bacchaun k

schoolaun k dressan waan se bhejao, color acche tareeqe se

yaad rakho oode color ka pant aur aasmani color ka shat...

ye schoolaun walaun ku kya hagaya ki ujaad, itte bhosse

bhosse kitabaan likhrain, bacchaun ku uthane nai aara bajae

bacche lambe hone ka gidde hojarain,jhuk jarain alag!!

baccha aake bolra aji ammi bada basta dilao ,bada basta

dilao...une ab 5th mein 6th mein aaya tu tum aate waqat laae

su suitcase dena padhta.....nai tu ek auto trolly dila dene

soonchriun mai.....parsoon baccha aake bolra teacher 5 rupe

mangarain, sir 10 rupe mangarain....kaiku bole tu bolra sar

k ghar mein chunna dalrain kate....

tu mai boli aiee ujaad schoolaun walaun ka dimaagh kharrab

hogaya kya poore kaamaan bacchaun k paisaun se ich karte

kya?

 

khair aap apni sahet ka khayal rakho yaanki fikar nakko

karo, amma ka bladpressure/shugar badh gaya kate...bawa k

ghutnaun mein darad waisich hai....

daacter unko ziyada sooncho nakko bola....

aap b apni sehat ka khayal rakho yaan k jaisa raataun ku

jago nakko time pe duty pe jaao,time pe so jao yaan par

faqat jhande k chabootre pe raat raat bhar purane buddaun se

baatan karlete baith te the..

 

parsun phuppu aaye the baccha salaam nai likhra bole tu mai

purana khat nikaalke batai, unko kaunsa padhne aata???

 

tum parsoon ramzaan ki eiid ku nai the eiid hue jaisaich

nai dikha,chaand raat ku bohoot rona aaya meku...mai eiid ka

chaand dekhte jariun rote jaariun...eiid ka chand dekte

jaariun rote jaariun....Allah!!!!!!!! eiid ka chaand nazar

aagaya mera chaand kab nazar aata ki bolke ittaa rona aaya

meku....itta bhossa sheerkhurma banae peena dil nai bolra

tha..kapde b painna dil nai bolra tha...kapde bole tu yaad

aaya....wo almari kholke dekhteich tumara ujaad valime ka

ooda siut latakra, wo suit ku dekte jatiun rote jatiun,

dekhte jatiun rote jatiun.....kitta accha dikhra the tum

laal tie banleke baithe hue hai.....dostan poore pholaun k

haaran pinarain the...bohoot yaad aati tumari

 

qair aap foreign contry mei hai pareshan hote bolke mai

kuch b nai bolna chahri thi....aap pareshan nakko ho apna

qayal rakho....parsun photuan aaye aapke , aapki halat aisi

kaiku hojari???photoun dekh k meku fikar hogai...ap logaun

ku photoun utarne k waaste CARanich milte? kabi car k saamne

tu kabi car k bazu thair k photo lete...

 

logan bolrain utte saal se bahar hai kuch b jama nai

hai...ziyada se ziyada paise bachao....phonaun mei ziyada

paise nakko dalo....parsun apna chota baccha rora tha....tu

mai pappa k photuan dekho bolke batai tu meku poochra ye

taalu chat kaun hai ???

hau ji aapke poore baalan chale gaye na ji.....parsun mai

munni aapa se pochi aiee munni aapa ino jaate waqat achhe

the aise kaiku hogae? tu uno bole waanka paani khara rahta

kate acche khaase logaan ya budde hojate nai tu taalu chat

hojate kate.....khara paani bole tu meku aur haibat shuroo

hogai tum yaan k jaise roozana paani nakko nahao 20-25 din

mein ek/aad baar nahao.....nai tu hai so nai so baalan b

chale jainge....logan bolinge acha khaasa jake ganja hoke

aaya bolinge....

 

khair aap yaanki fikar nakko karo logan bolrain door rahe

tu mohabbat badh jati bolke....yaan ulta mohabbat kamhojari

jaisa dikhra....

paise ziyada bhejane ki koshish karo...4-5 hazaar bhejake

paise bhjaya na, bhejayana bolke nakko bolo.....yaanki

girani dunya ki badh gai, ghar chalaye tu maloom hota kaisa

chalra so....

bahr haal aap fikar mat karo...jaldi aane ki koshish

karo...

mai ye khat jaldi mei likhriun

phir koi aaye tu tafseeli khat liktiun

apna khayal rakho

khudahafiz

faqt aapki..........

jooooruuuuu shabnam.....!



--
"Revenge is a dish best served cold."

 


 

 





Note: This message may contain information that is legally privileged or confidential. If you have received this communication in error, please notify the sender immediately by e-mail reply and delete it from your system, as dissemination of this communication is strictly prohibited. Since the integrity and security of this message cannot be fully guaranteed on the Internet, we strongly advise that you understand and observe this lack of security when e-mailing us. Please note that any views or opinions expressed in this e-mail are those solely of the author and do not necessarily represent those of The National Commercial Bank. Although we believe that this e-mail and any attachments are virus-free, the recipient should nevertheless check this e-mail and any attachment for the presence of any viruses. The Bank cannot accept any liability whatsoever for any loss or damage caused directly or indirectly by virus / error transmitted by this e-mail or its attachments.

__._,_.___
----Dil Maange More  GROUP---
                       ©For Email Senders©

1)  To send your emails to all the group members send your email at
    Dil-Maange-More@yahoogroups.com

2)  Keep "OFF" Auto Replies.

3)  Don't send un-ethical / annoying material in the mails.

4)  Don't send "ms word" / power point /  files in the mails.

5)  Don't send more then 3 email messages at group address in a day.

6)  Please keep in mind that all of the sent emails are not 
    approved,only best of selected emails are sent to the group members. 
    So if your mails are not approved in the first attempt , keep sending
    and try try again

          Heart Ne            Heart Nee
      Heart Needs Mo       Heart Needs More
    Heart Needs MoreHea   Heart Needs MoreHea
   Heart Needs MoreHeart Needs More_______Hear
  Heart Needs MoreHeart Needs More_________Hear
Heart Needs MoreHeart Needs MoreHear_______Hear
Heart Needs MoreHeart Needs MoreHeart Ne______H
Heart Needs MoreHeart Needs MoreHeart Needs __Hea
Heart Needs MoreHeart Needs MoreHeart Needs Mor_H
Heart Needs MoreHeart Needs MoreHeart Needs MoreH
Heart Needs MoreHeart Needs MoreHeart Needs MoreH
Heart Needs MoreHeart Needs MoreHeart Needs Mor
  Heart Needs MoreHeart Needs MoreHeart Needs M
    Heart Needs MoreHeart Needs MoreHeart Need
      Heart Needs MoreHeart Needs MoreHeart
         Heart Needs MoreHeart Needs Mor
            Heart Needs MoreHeart Nee
              Heart Needs MoreHear
                 Heart Needs M
                   Heart Nee
                     Heart
                      Hear
                       He

JOIN NOW

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Dil-Maange-More/join
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Dil-Maange-More/join
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Dil-Maange-More/join

www.mubeen.net.tc
www.mubeen.tk

Regards Owner's
Bilquis
Mubeen Meo
Recent Activity
Visit Your Group
Y! Messenger

Send pics quick

Share photos while

you IM friends.

Yahoo! Groups

Going Green Zone

Learn to go green.

Save energy. Save the planet.

Get in Shape

on Yahoo! Groups

Find a buddy

and lose weight.

.

__,_._,___

0 comments:

About This Blog